I’m not an artist…

But I’m sensitive about my shit… Here’s my piece…..

From generation to generation men and women have been getting their swerve on. Shit, isn’t that’s how we all got here? Artists from Marvin Gaye to The Dream have got your booties bouncing, your head boards bangin, and your coochies crooked. From the office, to the dorms, to your momma’s basement (and sometimes his momma’s basement too) women across the world are getting crooked for their goodies often times by Mr. Wrong, Mr. Right Now, shit and even Mr. Who?

Now you may ask me, LBoog what exactly does it mean to “get crooked” and who exactly is a “coochie crook” and baby girls the answer is simple. All niggas (and when I say niggas I mean MEN) are coochie crooks waiting like a thief in the night to get your goodies!! And trust me they have a radar like none other; waitin to catch your ass slipping. You may walk around your office or your college campus like you’re Miss “I have standards” or Miss “I’m waiting til marriage” but just like a bloodhound, niggas can smell a lie like a t-bone steak. And trust me, they are just waiting to catch you drunk in the club or vulnerable from a break up to crook you. If you really don’t want it, they not gonna force it. Trust me its way toooooo easy out here for dudes to get cranked, they don’t have to take it and sadly they don’t have to work for it. So, if he’s coming smack at you, he knows you want it and he thinks it’s worth a try.

This leads me to my purpose, (surprisingly I’m not just here to rant about the opposite sex all day) but my purpose is to give you a slap of reality your friends won’t when it comes to men and women. We sit around with our friends all the time walkin on egg shells cuz we don’t wanna offend them when it comes to dating but FUCK THAT. I ain’t your typical friend who listens and lets you learn. Read my shit and take heed to it, direct you’re confused ass friends to this site so they can open their eyes to see the GLARING signs most coochie crooks exude when they are doing what they do best. Niggas read my shit so you see what your starting next time you start lurking around the city to find some bops. Now, I’m not starting a witch hunt against men and I ain’t no man hating bitch, or dare I say it a feminist. I love men and got a lot of um and for real for real, I’m just a real bitch who been on both sides of the game who want to make women and men OPEN their eyes to see what’s going on out here in the single world. My only purpose is to educate active daters about healthy relationship building and to infuse some standards for women and men who are actively participating in the dating arena. I’m not journalist, hell I’m damn sure no celebrity but I am one woman who has fallen victim of coochie crooks and wants to ensure that women and men are aware of whats going on out here in the dating world so that they realized when they are getting PLAYED!!!

Now fellas, you know I’m not gonna play yall, tell your secrets, and cock block on yall like that. Trust me if they not listening feel free to catch them slippin! My page will include insiders information about the places to be, perfect date spots in the city to keep your crookin fresh, and highlights from women and men across the area who can give you tips (not that you crooks need many more) about single life in the DMV. Also, my Not Your Average Cranka section will highlight some of the DMV’s finest and even tell you where you can find them and ladies just like them in the area!!! Please know, without ya’ll I’d be irrelevant, trust me I love my dudes!!!

Now, I’m in the DMV, where obviously a lot of crookin goes down (the aids rate and Love Night Club start off my bibliography) and too many women I know are getting booked and crooked instead of maintaining healthy friendships and relationships with men. I’m not saying get on your winter bun time status 24/7 or that I can help you find Mr. or Mrs. Right, but I definitely want to use this site to point out the glaring deficiencies that too many woman accept just for a good ol’ Chris Brown “take you down” after they leave the happy hour, the office, and sometimes the pulpit! (Yeah I said it, we are crookin with niggas in our churches too).

SO in the words of my nigga Jeezy “Kidnap the kitty cat, you gonna need an alibi”. Let’s give this gift to those who deserve it not those, and those, and hoes and those. Let’s make them work, make them think, and make them wait (sometimes) and I promise that will make them stay!! So hold on to your PINK boyshorts, your gstring, or your Hanes Her Way ’s. This shit is gonna get ugly. Ready to eat this? If so, crack these legs open and get ready to swallow!